Saturday, October 28, 2006

 

Monster/Suiside/America

Monster
Since I have last blogged some crazy events have taken place. The leader of North Koeria, Kim-Jong-il,
1. Stated he has nuclear weapens.[alright, so do we, just ask the Japinise. They will direct you to a guy with three dicks and half a mouth]

2. Kim-Jong-il detinate one! After say ing he had six weapons of mass distruction.[One down, five to go]

3.Kim-Jong-il detinated another!!!!!! Ohh no!!! Wait, dosen't that mean he has four left. Ya know there is a reason why his name is pronounced kim-jong-IL, because he is ill and insane!!!! By the way the rictor scale got, to what I was told, a 4.6! That is like a shit load of TNT, not a nuke!

Suiside
A man went in to an Amish School house and shot ten girls with ages like seven and 13. Then he killed him self he had planed on some sort of sick stuff, as a letter he left detalled. But before he could get to that the cops where there.THere a moral, never under estimate cops in stage-coaches! Now I know they weren't in stage-coaches but it was a cheap shot... come on!

America
After Kim-Jong-il detinated the first "bomb"[I'll call it that because after some advice from some folks I looked it up, you should too, not now! Wait and read.] Dubya[Bush] said "We are conserned, and will stick to that diplomisy thingy!" or words to that meaning. When he "knew" that Iraq had weapons of mass distruction he went right in, I'm not saying that we should occupy two countries but I thinkc is intresting. Have you ever seen a N.K. missle launch? THanks to some looking around on the web, I have... it really looks like an Apolo launch from the 60's! Plus if you are scared of Kim-Jong-il, just look at his hair!!!!!!!

AMERICA WHERE ARE YOU NOW. DON'T YOU CARE ABOUT YOUR SONS AND DAUGHTERS? DON'T YOU KNOW WE NEED YOU NOW.



Monday, October 16, 2006

 

American Women

This weekend some big names in the blogshere droped by my place. Antiprincess and her lesser fraction [her words not mine] were up doing there thing. Antiprince woking on the computer and antiprincess watching "bad" tv like Project Runway. We all went on the hunt for chock cherries to make jelly. Sounds silly but antiprincess is all over stuff like that. She and my mother made jelly. She at her heart is a city-slicker, so is antiprince being deluted by central Ct.

This hear is a real problem with the country, everyone seems to be going out and doing things much less. They would much rather sit around and chat online or update there MySpace [over demonized] This country needs to get uot and do something, like pick nearly berries or just take the occational walk in nature. This I see every year when the New Yorkers that have money come up into the "country". NO!!!!!!!!!!!!! The real country is about 100 miles north! KEEP GOING! I would like to take said snobs to the real country. Vermont or Maine. That is the country. No iPod or WiFi, just trees and animals.

Tuesday, October 10, 2006

 

Youth Gone Wild

IN the time of chimps I was a monkey!
I my be outta touch with my generation but all of them are talking about myspace and their "blogs" [I mean who blogs? lol]
Those kids with there wheel and "fire"! [thank you antiprince]
But really I am interested in Google buying YouTube createing GoogleTube as I so lovingly call it. If you have been living under a rock or your living room all isolated and shit you would know that Google purchised YouTube for 1.6 something BILLION[insert tipical villain laugh here] This can be either very good or bad. Attack of the Show on G4 tv had a poll on if people think that Google is the end of YouTube and 53% said no. Now we all should see that Google purchised the site you are on right now[if you don't know its Blogger] Some say that Blogger was better before it was bought and I am nutreul in said issue with Google and Blogger but with YouTube I am concerned! I believe that YouTube will be sued soon, I bet as you read this someone somewhere is consulting with a lawyer. And I also bet they will never get FOX to sign stuff off too be on YouTube on princable. My sorces say that YouTube has allready gotten the rights to streem NBC stuff and perhaps you could soon be watching your faverate NBC show on YouTube and not just 10 min. clips. I think that for the possible space to put adds on YouTube, Google did the right thing for there company. Maybe not for YouTube but that is yet too be seen.

Thursday, October 05, 2006

 

Free Fallin'

Alert!!!! A rant about current rock, if you hold it dear do not continue! If you do and you are affended... don't say I didn't tell ya!

The rock of to day is the same song over and over again! You pay for ten versions of the same song. All of the recent records that have come out are the exietment equvalint of cruse control at 30 mph. The same old thing till you get to the end and you must press the brake. The same speed, nothing new just new secenary[sybolism for the band's "look"] and even that looks the same. The motor never changes its sound just like said bands. So don't expect anything new till a new generation to change music. If this music were a car it would be a Corrvet, all look and no real power.
Change of subject!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I just recently saw a trailer for an up coming movie called The Death of a President! The premiss is what would happen if Bush was assasinated. I will bet that the critics won't like it but the American population will like the movie. The movie uses some real fotage of a parade and a actor is shot and all the movie crew did was photoshop Bush's head in. This film won awards at the Toranto Film Festival. So go and see it or steal it or download it when it comes out!

Wednesday, October 04, 2006

 

I Am The Walrus

I can be an asshole of the grandest kind! But some of the kids [a relitive term] today are just up right idiots. They think they own the world or at least the small world in which they live. As soon as there parents get them an iPod and gave them a later "BED" time they think they are little bad-asses!

I was just given the NEW [that too is a relitive term, as it being the song ten times] Nickelback cd, The Long Road. Now no disrespect to the writer of the lyrics of the preformers them selves but the best song on the cd is a bonus track, [yet again a relitive term] Saturday is all right for Fightin'. A sir Elton John cover! Probly thirty years old [no dis-respect to Sir Elton John] it is just sad that a new cd has a cover of an older song! Its the 90's all over again! Run DMC's cover of Walk This Way... exept Run DMC's cover was good! Even one of the normal tracks is from an older cd by Nickelback. [the song is Something]

Monday, October 02, 2006

 

Hair of a Dog

Today I saw some of the most WORST dressed people! I saw a sixth grader wearing cut-off pants making a skirt... but they were so damn short that is she were too sneeze the suprise would come out. Its like posting the toy on the out side of a Cracker Jack box. THERE ARE RULES!
  1. NO [and I mean you!] cut off pants, shorts ect.
  2. NO pants with overly large holes or tares.
  3. DON'T TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB
Also I would like to say for the record "Victoria the Secret is out!"

I was listening to the radio and they said a quote of bush's and I can't recall it all so I won't try too say it because there will be someone who calls me out on it. Well any way it was ecesively stupid and it was about the war and I think its Clinton's fault.... if he invaded Iraq when he was president we would almost be out of there by now! Or maybe I'm just crazy like Manson!

I just finished reading 'The Da-Vinci Code', this book was good... no better than other books because it took chances like called out the cellergy and called bullshit on the bible, that is a new id- never mind its not a new idea. But still it does better at beating up the bible then other books. I would like to comment that all the people that don't like the book or the flick, thay dislike it for the wrong reason. Most of them dislike it because it says Jesus had kids but the book also states that the book wasn't faxed down from heaven and that means the man made it to controll the masses plus man can be wrong. Think of it like this, god made everthing in 6 day, no? BUT WHAT ABOUT DINOSUORS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




The Aristacrats!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sunday, October 01, 2006

 

Bad Moon Rising

This is my first blog and I have been thinking of having one for some time. After some time to think what my blog would be about, it dawned to me. Music! I myself am a music lover of many kinds. [I'll elaberate later] Games, video games that is, I'm not the sence less person who sit around all weekend to play them but I am what yuo would call a hard-core gamer. And almost everthing else, the goverment, every day things, movies and all else that fall in between.

Music... I am not the tipical persons my age. At 15 I dislike "emo" [but some of my best friends ect.] or the "heavy metal" of today. I more lean toword the older music [Hendrix, Zepplin, C.C.R., Skynyrd, Alice Copper, ZZ Top, The Stones, Beatles, Spinal Tap, Thin Lizy, The Who, The Clash, Grand Funk ect.] I have a ferm belife that 95% of recored music today is bad. Non-imaginative, uniform giutar work, and tuned down bullshit![Slipnot, Green Day] I must say there are some stand out bands I like such as Incubus and Soul CoughingBeck.
The same band seems to be being made like carbon copy! The same chord pregretions the same "singer", and boring lyrics. It seems to be if you buy a guitar and find a drummer, yell out some words your a band. If some one has some real talent but just dosen't fit in with style then they are pushed aside for some one who knows three power chords and can read tabs. This is leading the music liseners where. Is this telling kids that a minimale effort can get you a recording deal? YES!!!!!!!!!!

Games... well its kind of self explianitory here. I am a avid gamer and love games. I play all kind of them. The thinking ones, puzzle games, hackin' slash. All of it! But osme I just can't believe! The Grand Theif Auto scandal was all hipe. Many games have those hidden coding in them, once a game is coded it is a bitch to go back into it to delete a half done idea. But to cover it is fast ans much easier. And don't get me started on Hillary Clinton's veiws on games.

All else... this includes movies, tv, goverment, the IRAA, and anything you can think of. In the movies end of things I dig Kevin Smith but because of and interveiw he had I am on the outs with the cat. Tarintino is also very cool. [after Pulp Fiction it when to crap until Kill Bill Vol. 1] Did anyone see the Bill Clinton interveiw and how they said KILL...KILL. Not capture or anything, just straight up KILL!

Thats all for now.


THE ARISTACRATS!

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