Monday, November 20, 2006

 

Spirit in the Sky

Many of you may know of this new sect of Christianity call Evangallism. Many of there thoughts are crazy but the crazest "Preacher" is Beky Ficher located in the mid-west. A documentary called "Jesus Camp" followed her and some kids who are common attenders of her Sunday service. In her church she focuses on preparing kids and I MEAN KID! Ages 5-14! To just about give there life in the presute of making America a fully Christion country. They call it taking America back for Christ. They also prase Bush as a holy man and that every thing he has done is perfect. Well I'll tell you what I think of him... he is the worst president we have ever had. He makes bad disitions and can barly talk in front of a camera. I have a 4 lettered word for him and it ain't BUSH. Get this they have a service where they do a laying of the hands on a card-baord cut out of Bush. Some times I wonder if the cut out would have worked better. Back to Becky, she runs a camp called Jesus Camp, hense the name of the movie, and those kids they follow go to the camp. There they literally live in what looks like a boot camp. Church every day and they get preached at for 1 hour by Becky. In this hour she tells them that they all are bad people if they have sinned once and that they must repent. The only way to do this is to speak in touges! These young kids know how to speak in touges! Becky is really good at what she does because she says " I can walk up to any kid and speak to them for half an hour and they will be seeing visions and hearing the voice of god. Well all I have to say is she must hold the world record for best brain washer. It may just be strange but the camp closed when the movie came out. The best part is that noone can sue the makers of the movie because they saw the rough cut and they said " Yeah, thats us, thats what were about." There is a part in the movie where Mr. Haggard talks to a full church of peple and he preaches that gays are bad and drugs are bad. Well after this was filmed he was on TV preaching and a man turned on his TV and saw Mr. Haggard saying hoe horrible gays and drugs are and thought wow that guy looks fermillary. After some time he thought..." I fucked him then sold him meth!" This man watching TV was a gay prostitue and a meth dealer. Mr. Haggard was then skrewed [no pun intended] the man told the news of Mr. Haggard and he fell from power in a record time. So in short... Beck in a brain washing insane person, look up Beck Ficher on Wikipedia.

Comments:
Some couple things to ponder...

pot holders...do they really hold pot???...just like the door is a ajar as talked about already but is your door really ajar??? noooooooooo its a door! and one of my favorites...ever drive down a highway and see a sign that says highway congestion? now tell me...is the highway really congested...does the highway get colds...u see the highway blowin its nose anywhere? lol i think not!
 
truly it amazes me that you think highways get colds. Sure they do, what do you call black ice. Try to convince me that black ice isn't clod.
 
nope. not clod. ice.
 
I haven't even seen that I spelled cold clod!
 
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